• When complaining on the message boards isn't enough: The fans of the Cincinnati Bengals have spoken...with signage. This billboard was spotted just off of I-75, perhaps so Henry could see it himself as he drives away by in a stolen/borrowed rental car. [The Sporting Blog]

• Maybe If you spent less time on your hair and more time practicing...: Paraguayan javelin thrower Leryn Franco finished...second to last. [With Leather]

• Can't a couple of dudes just hang out shirtless and sipping fruity drinks?: USC wideout Vidal Hazelton seems to think so. [Blog of Hilarity]

• This does have a catchy ring to it: Eventually, Sports Illustrated will adapt this idea: "Faces In The Crowd I'd Like To F_" [The Meaningful Collateral]

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