Morning Blogdome: Jessica Simpson On Tony Romo And The Art Of The Dutch Oven

• Joe Simpson approves this message: "If you are going to date me, you are going to have to put up with some things. And one of the things was farting under the sheets. That makes you man enough." [ The Zone Blitz] • Real men can catch big fish with a twig and piece of chewing gum: "David Hayes of North Carolina is now owns the state record for channel catfish after reeling one in weighing 21 pounds, 1 ounce. And he caught it using his 3-year-old granddaughter’s pink Barbie fishing rod. The granddaughter asked him to just hold it for a second. Instead he hauled in a record catch." [ Lion In Oil] • These aren't your father's New Orleans Hornets: Examining the New Orleans Hornets newer, more sinister-looking hornet logo. [ The Howeva Files] • The 76ers are blog-friendly: Sixers GM Ed Stefanski holds a blogger-only press conference to talk about the upcoming season. Elton Fucking Brand! [ Depressed Fan]