• I would've gone with a Mike Zordich jersey: "I doubt anyone’s going to waste their time asking someone into sports to “act their age,” but for the sake of decency could you shoot for something a little higher than five?" [Viceland]

• The middle finger just means he hopes he's okay: "Here is photo of a Carolina fan giving the 2 finger salute to the injured NC State QB. Stay classy Shamecocks!!"[Loser With Socks]

• Jerry Reinsdorf thinks highly of Jay Mariotti as well: "He's a pissant." [Mouthpiece Sports]

• The 7 most demoralizing upsets in college football: Michigan will top this list for a long time, it seems. [InGameNow]

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