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Those of you wondering when Tiger Woods and his wife Elin will populate the world with another Swedecaublasian can stop: late winter. Woods made the blessed announcement on his personal website, which he's updated more frequently due to his season-ending surgery as either a way to continuously keep his fans updated on his injury progress or to inadvertently gloat about its bright side: it has enabled him to spend more time to play with his young daughter, count his endorsement money, and have unprotected sex with his Swedish model wife more frequently. Why does God hate Tiger Woods so much?
Woods announces his wife, Ellin, pregnant with second child [ESPN]
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