The Super Bowl halftime gimmick, the Lingerie Bowl, has taken on shapely legs of its own. The Lingerie Football League (LFL) will launch in 2009 with franchises in major cities. According to the league's site, it's "the real fantasy football". I guess there is something for everyone; sexy women tackling each other in their underwear or skinny bitches getting their faces smashed in? It's your call.

I have to admit, this is a pretty good idea. I was prepared to go all feminism on that ass, but I can't. It's brilliant. And with teams like San Diego Seduction, Dallas Desire, and Los Angeles Temptation, the marketing possibilities are endless. I'll bet it lasts longer than the XFL.

No word on a New York team yet but I'd like to throw my hat in the ring for fullback. It won't be pretty, but I'll roll some bitches over.

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