• And he didn't sign his scorecard, either: Charred remains left on a golf course. You may play through. [SPORTSbyBROOKS]
• But the cake falls off the table near the end of the party: Sports-themed cakes, including a particularly creepy half-Mr. Mets. Tastes like burning! [Ladies...]
• You can load your pickup with plenty of toilet seats: An intrepid New Yorker could see four MLB baseball games in person today. [NYY Stadium Insider]
• We missed "Glare at Alex Rodriguez", but we guess it was assumed: Derek Jeter's October is suddenly free; here's suggestions on how to spend the time. [Bugs and Cranks]
• Only slightly less probable than a Houston playoff berth: We love David Pinto's Massive Tie Scenarios every September. See how MLB's tiebreaker system could explode. [Baseball Musings]