• They'd Kick My Ass, For Sure. Jaiyo!: Blind Judo is an event at the Paralymic games in Beijing. With video![NYTimes Rings]

• Gee Whiz, She's Pretty: I'm required by contract to link you to these tailgating photos including Erin Andrews. [Busted Coverage]

• No, You Do The Dishes!: Sidney Crosby is going to live with Super Mario once again this season. At some point, Sideny, you're just going to have to grow up and move out. [Mondesi's House] [via the esteemed]

• It Makes Me Wanna Shout: Bob Griese isn't biased towards Purdue, nope. [Brahsome]

• NSFW: He has a point. They can't play for shit. [The Grand National Championships]

• Blame the Developer: EA Sports just happens to have a glitch in their college football game that causes Charlie Weis to fall over on the sidelines in pain. Coincidence or conspiracy? [NESW Sports]

• That will get you a few cases of PBR: "Justin McBride, two-time world champion of the Professional Bull Riders, is now the first cowboy on the circuit to surpass $5 million in career earnings." [USA Today]

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