Another Senseless Streaking Tragedy Nathan Roberts is a player on the Virginia B Grade Australian soccer team, but is sidelined due to "fluid in his lungs, pneumonia and an inflamed liver and spleen." This didn't stop him from streaking at a recent match between United and Hummocks Watchman Eagles, however. Watch the fun here as Roberts attempts a cartwheel, hits his head and knocks himself out. Video following the jump, which should be safe for work because of the poor quality. Surprisingly, alcohol — and a $50 bet — were involved. Best part: The video was shot by his sister, who evidently kept her distance and made no move to help him. Streaking Can Be Dangerous [The Slanch Report]