For those of us lucky enough to be Facebook friends with esteemed author and cantankerous blog-basher Buzz Bissinger, we were all treated with a special surprise in the last 10 minutes when it appeared Buzz had made the effort to write something on our walls. Not the case. It seems poor Buzz got Facebook-spammed somehow and now he's inadvertently sending out creepy messages letting people know that they have a secret admirer. It happens. But it doesn't make the screen-grab taken from many people's front pages any less amusing.

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