•Drew Magary makes the rounds: His own personal touchdown dance: "Mine would be very erotic. I'd use the goal post as a stripper pole. Then I'd crank a Candlebox record and really let those tits fly." [OhNoRomo]

• Ed Vedder sings again, with video: ED ED ED ED ED [Mouthpiece Sports]

• Something to waste your time analyzing: Are NFL cheerleaders getting older? [Stiles Points]

• Mario Lemieux is a friend and confidant: Bea Arthur, Mario Lemieux doing a commercial together [PSAMP]

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