What to watch while updating your resume after making an unfortunate mistake at that magazine job...
• NFL: Dallas Cowboys at Green Bay Packers- If I understand correctly the game will be a one-on-one contest between the two quarterbacks. [NBC]
• MLB: Baltimore Orioles at New York Yankees- I'd be far more interested if they were actually blowing the fucker up after the game. Fireworks don't really cut it in a situation like this one.
• NFL: NFL GameDay Highlights- Because not everybody watches the RedZone Channel all day. [NFL Network]

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