Getting To Know Alfonso Soriano's Alleged Road Beef

So, this seems like it could be a regular feature. Deadspin received a tip this weekend about pictures circulating on one Keri Wiesen's Facebook page (public to those in the Chicago network), which features this fleshy young lady in various friendly poses with the Chicago Cubs' (Central division champs! Hooray!) Alfonso Soriano. Ms. Wiesen seems to be a little torn in her loyalties, however, because one of the photos on her profile shows her wearing a Chicago White Sox jersey. Was Carlos Quentin not interested?Now, of course, these photos don't show anything that revealing other than a few shots of Soriano and Wiesen nuzzling together. However, according to the Cubs' 2008 media guide, Soriano is married to a woman named Angelica, mother of his four children.

But this isn't about Fonzie's (supposed) infidelity — its' about Keri and her willingness to jeopardize Mr. Soriano's marriage in an effort to increase her own Facebook visibility and, perhaps, her dream of becoming the next Sylvia Plath.

Wiesen lists her current employer as Hugo's Frog Bar and Fish House, where she's a hostess and Oak Bank, where she's a "personal banker."

Keri is also an Obama supporter, "FUN", a rap fan (AKON!!!) and lists her personal favorite quotation as "YOU SURE YOU WANT ME? because I'M AN EXPENSIVE BITCH", which I believe is from Goethe's The Sorrows of Young Werther.

The sad part is, Wiesen will probably get better playoff seats this year than Leo Hildebrand.