Nice hats!. C.C. Sabathia, Ryan Braun, and J.J. Hardy are either celebrating their playoff berth by kicking it in the club or they are starting the worst boy band of all time. [Chuckie Hacks]

Kickball fight! That's adult kickball, by the way. Because 30-year-old hipsters bouncing a giant red ball around is BIG TIME STUFF! [Steady Burn]

Polamalu better have our money! If you've ever wondered what pimps look like in Pittsburgh, wonder no more. They're actually more fashionable than you'd expect! [Sporting Blog]

Daniel Snyder is fucking pumped!: The Redskins owner has one question for you: "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" [Mr. Irrelevant]

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