Sean Avery is not a man who likes to make waves ...: But he does think that Don Cherry doesn't know jack about hockey. Also, he hates maple syrup and thinks Mounties look stupid in those hats. [Two-Line Pass] Four balls of redemption: Brett Myers is still a world-class dick, but you know ... he drew a walk that one time, so we'll let it slide. [Philebrity] That's a community college, isn't it?: What would you give up to play six games of college football? Would you cut off your pinkie like this guy? What if we told you had to play offensive line for Mesa State? [Lion In Oil] We kid, because it's so easy: Ranking the possible World Series scenarios, by the level of interest each potential matchup would actually generate. You can probably scratch a few of those Chicago ones off the list. [The Arena]