Wildcat Rider: "Hey Hoff, what's up?"
"Ah, not much. You know, just bein' the Hoff."
"You got anything cookin' this weekend."
"Oh, you know it! Big stuff happening."
"Like what?"
"Eh, maybe go hang in the student section at the Arizona game and take some pictures with my cellphone. I have season tickets, you know?
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