Michael Phelps has declared he's single, even though it was previously suspected that he's been hanging around with a former Miss California a little too often for them not to be exclusively dating. And according to Page Six there are plenty of women still willing to throw themselves at him regardless of how uninteresting he is when he's not in a pool:

As the Olympics champ hosted Bowlmor Lanes' 70th anniversary bash, an army of stunners surrounded him screaming, "Fish man! Fish man!" One bold admirer stepped forward to rub his tummy. Phelps repeatedly insisted he wasn't dating anyone, but told of a jaw-dropping sign being held by a female fan at his homecoming parade in Baltimore. It read: "In four years I will be legal."

Depending on his status for the 2012 Olympics, Michael Phelps might not even be relevant anymore . Maybe he should have gotten her number just in case.

Swimming Stud [Page Six]

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