Rays fans get their first taste of postseason disappointment: Better get used to it, young one. [Big League Stew] That'll super-secure the cowboy vote: Richard Petty, Richard Childress and Cowboy Troy will become the most famous celebrities in the world to back the McCain/Palin ticket today at Lowe's Motor Speedway. [Hugging Harold Reynolds] Worst. Jersey. Ever.: Paul Lukas of Uni Watch hates, hates, HATES the new Atlanta Thrashers jersey. [Uni Watch] Jerry Jones doesn't know the definition of the word enabler: Papa Jones blames himself for Pacman's latest scuffle by claiming it wouldn't have happened "had we not had the security with him", which is kind of like blaming yourself for your girlfriend cheating on you because you treated her too great. [SbB] "Tebow Shanoff"?: Dan Shanoff contemplates naming his new kid after Tim Tebow, luckily thinks better of it. [Dan Shanoff] Rusty trombones forgiven: The University of Wisconsin marching band will be back on the field for today's game against Penn State after a week off for bad behavior. [The Paper Trail]