• Get down with yo' bad self: Marcus Washington takes the lead for best celebratory dance of the year. [Mister Irrelevant]

• End the media blackout! No one has the guts to mention Kelvin Winslow's enormous testicles. [Fanhouse]

• The Buckner of soccer: Thank goodness soccer fans aren't that passionate about their sport. [SbB]

• Can we interest you in our 2-for-1 special?: Chiefs not only looking to trade Gonzo, LJ is also on the block. [Pro Football Talk]

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