What to watch while you win all your money back ...

• MLB: ALCS, Game 3, Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox (Right NOW!) Tazers on stun! [TBS]
• NHL: Vancouver Canucks at Washington Capitals (7:00 p.m., ET) Ovechkin cares not for your "goalies." [Versus]
• MLB: NLCS, Game 4, Philadelphia Phillies at Los Angeles Dodgers (8:22 p.m. ET). Manny thinks the guy at Starbucks handed his change back a little too far inside this morning. [Fox]
• NFL: Monday Night Football: New York Giants at Cleveland Browns (8:30 p.m., ET). When will Cleveland fans try a "brownout"? [ESPN]

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