What to watch while you declare yourself a "sovereign nation" ...

• MLB: ALCS, Game 4, Tampa Bay Rays at Boston Red Sox (8:00 p.m. ET) Welcome to "Wake up, Wakefield." [TBS]
• NHL: Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins (7:00 p.m., ET) Our hockey moms can beat up your hockey moms. [Versus]
• Movie: "Invincible" (7:30 p.m., ET). Boy, everything's going your way, huh, Philly? [FX]

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