• This is his ladyfriend, apparently: Her name is Jaime Hanna and she's s a two-year veteran of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pom-pom entertainment committee. She's also a dental hygienist. Likes pilates. Very limber. Or something. [SBB]

• Serena Williams is not a strong surfer: There's something behind her that appears to be throwing off her balance. It's not Common, though. [You Been Blinded]

• Who wants a nude tennis lesson with Andy Roddick? No one?: Oh, okay. Young lady in the back. $15,000! Wow. Well, whatever works for you. She must really have a problem with her backhand. [The Big Lead]

• I'm a man! I'm 22!: "But he's not only a man, he's becoming "The Man" in the Southwestern Athletic Conference. Bobby Reid graduated from Oklahoma State last winter with a degree in education. The quarterback thought about declaring for the NFL draft, but with one year of eligibility left, he decided to transfer to Texas Southern." [The Zone Blitz]

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