What to watch while your monkey reads a Mexican newspaper ...
• College football: Hawaii at Boise State (8 p.m., ET) Visiting uniforms clash with blue field. [ESPN]
• Golf: LPGA, Kapalua Classic, second round, at Lahaina, Hawaii (8:30 p.m., ET). Suzann Pettersen, please sign the scorecoard in my heart. [Golf Channel]
• NBA: Milwaukee vs. Golden State, preseason, at Beijing (11:30 p.m., ET). Hey. look under the bleachers; isn't that one of Phelps' gold medals? [ESPN2]

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