You may remember me saying earlier that I'm not a huge NBA fan, but maybe that's because I don't get to watch enough games narrated by Steve Buckhantz. The Washington Wizards play-by-play man is shall we say ... easily excitable. Like Gus Johnson-level excitable. And because this is the way things work on the internet, a simple one-note webpage has been erected in honor of his most famous calls. Dagger! Yes, like most internet jokes it is equal parts stupid and awesome and for some mysterious reason, I cannot stop clicking on it. It's soothing and hypnotic and it also involves an adorable monkey, so you can't go wrong. Keep in mind, the best clips are the result of what happens when his team loses. If the Wizards ever reach the finals ... actually, that really is not possible.
• No! Not Possible + Dagger! [nonotpossible.com, via DC Sports Blog] • Related: Wizards’ Play-By-Play Caller Is An Excitable Fellow [SbB]