For Your Viewing Pleasure: She Can Strip Your Gears

• 2:00 — Sport: Auto Racing - Sprint Cup: Pep Boys Auto 500 (from Atlanta Motor Speedway) [ABC] - Jimmie Johnson haters, this may be your last chance to imagine a world where Jimmie Johnson isn't your Sprint Cup champion.
• 3:00 — Sport: Soccer - Los Angeles Galaxy vs. FC Dallas [TeleFutura] - David Beckham haters, this may be your last chance to get your hate on in this continent.
• 4:15 — Movie: Spinout [TCM] - "When her motor's warm, and she's purrin' sweet/Buddy let me warn ya', you're on a one-way street". Elvis just speaks to us sometimes, you know?
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