What to watch while you wonder what your wife ever saw in that murderer ... at the prison where you are the warden ...

• MLB: World Series, Game 5: Tampa Bay Rays at Philadelphia Phillies (8:00 p.m., ET) Eh, what's another 24 hours? [Fox]
• Nostalgia: "It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown" (8:00 p.m., ET) Oops. I left the keys in my Sopwith Camel. [CBS]
• NBA: Cleveland Cavaliers at Boston Celtics (8:00 p.m., ET) It's a marathon, not a sprint. [TNT]
• College Football: Houston Cougars at Marshall Thundering Herd (8:30 p.m., ET) That's not a herd! [ESPN2]
• NBA: Portland Trail Blazers at Los Angeles Lakers (10:00 p.m., ET) Maybe Old Man Oden can teach these kids a thing or two. [TNT]

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