BEAT THAT. Sorry I haven’t posted these until now, but good god, did we get tits-up drunk last night at the banner-raising/season opener… And yes, I lost it when they showed PP up on the Jumbo crying. I bawled like a freakin’ baby. World Champs, son!Back to my checklist: Bragging about title? Check. Bragging about level of drunkenness for the evening? Check. Unearned sentimental moment where I’m supposed to give a shit but don’t? Check. Odds of that ring being used as a weapon to break skin in a bar fight? 100% Jesus, these people can’t even be happy without being complete dicks. Take notes, Philly fans!