And only, like, five people died!

Seriously, this is the greatest, bestest thing in the world. As a fan of your favorite team, I hope you do experience it. I never, EVER thought i would.

Yeah, that's a car tipped over.

See you tomorrow!

PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES: WORLD SERIES CHAMPS! GOD, FUCK ME IN THE PANTS! TWICE!

Photo: Courtesy of Dom Cosentino's cell phone: Great Italian

And Dan Fucking Levy Comes Through With Harry The K's Call

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