As part of the ongoing whoredom of Men With Balls, I got a chance to sit down with Playboy editor Rocky Rakovic, whose magazine I've had the pleasure of stealing on many, many occasions. But Rocky also wanted to ask a question of you Deadspin commenter folks. He'll peruse your comments in this post and pluck out the best answers for publication in the magazine. So your grandpa can read it during spank breaks! Anyway, here's the question:In these tough economic times, what advice do you have for pro athletes? Remember, only the best comments get published. So maybe now would be a good time to put away the retarded Martin Lawrence jokes.