Say, I almost forgot to order you to go buy this book! Whew, that was a close one! You almost went a whole day without smothering, hypocritical self-promotion! What, you think I posted all those poop stories today out of the goodness of my heart? ‘Fraid not. No, this is all part of the illustrious BDD virtual book tour. Because if I sell enough of these little fuckers, you don't have to go buy another one.Anyway, go buy the book. It's cheaper than your average book, and people seem to actually like it. And, for your further enjoyment, here's an interview with Gelf Magazine in advance of my 11/6 reading/Jello wrestling match with Buzz Bissinger, and my podcast interview with The Mighty MJD. But that's not all. Why not pick up the Drew Magary home game? Or a commemorative Drew Magary American Girl Doll? Or the Drew Magary Super Caulker? Look how evenly it puts that caulk on!