What to watch while you hunt down the Chupacabra! (dead animal warning) ...

• College Football: Miami Redhawks at Buffalo Bulls (7:30 p.m., ET) If those bathrooms are rockin' ... [ESPN2]
• Movie: "Rocky II" (8:00 p.m. + 10:30 p.m., ET) I thought there wasn't going to be a rematch? [AMC]
• Politics: Presidential Election Results (7:00 p.m., ET) Oh, that voting thing was today? Why didn't anyone say anything?! [All Networks]

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