There has to be some way to get Andre Luis to the U.S., get him in a Dallas Cowboys ... or better yet, Cincinnati Bengals, uniform, and sit back and watch the fun. Here's my favorite video of the week so far, which shows the Botafogo defender objecting to receiving a yellow card in the Copa Sudamericana soccer match against Argentina's Estudiantes in Rio de Janeiro.

Think that was bad? Man, you don't want to know what he does when he gets a red card.

Yep, arrested on the field by the riot squad. Hope you're watching, Ocho Cinco. You're Gonna Yellow Card Me? You Betta Recognize [Deuce Of Davenport]

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