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The New Tuck Rule: Does this look like a $7,500 tackle to you? Brooks Bollinger should at least get a gratuity. [Cecilio Guante]
Spend it like Beckham: Oooh, celebrity auctions are so much fun! Especially when everything is so expensive you have to be a celebrity to buy them. [In Game Now]
Next time, it's your finger: Carmelo Anthony loses a bet, loses his hair. Maybe if George Karl had threatened this last year, the Nuggets could have got out of the first round. [Not Qualified]
Even Pete Wentz isn't that bad: I don't really think Joe Biden has anything to do with the Cowboys not missing the playoff. They're screwing things up pretty good on their own. [Sports Crackle Pop]
Draft Combine: Giants fullback Madison Hedgecock likes to spend his off days farming other people's land for fun. Someone is really not getting enough carries. [NJ.com]
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