• This preschool tyke knows how big the whale is. He's crowd-sized. Now GET YOUR WHALE ON, PHILADELPHIIIIIIIIIA!!! [The Fightins]

• Trey Wingo may seek treatment for a slight condition that might be noticeable a little bit. Or, you know, we're being too subtle about this. [Royals Review]

• Aston Doucher? You kids on his pee-wee football team are so creative! Aston's agent would like to speak to you about writing his next script. 'Cause, seriously, it couldn't be any worse. [Fanhouse]

• The IOC expects a boatload of more positive drug tests to be revealed right about the time they end up as a bullet point in a link pos... sneaky, IOC. Sneaky. [Steroid Nation]

• We fully expect the birth rate in Tennessee to show a spike over a 10-12 year period that is otherwise unexplained by national trends. Bruce Pearl makes men around him virile and women pliable. That's a pretty good basketball coach. [Intentional Foul]

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