Here's the deal: Will and I were scheduled to participate in a "field trip" this evening but the fancy photographer hired for the story has suddenly fallen ill. She might not be able to attend. If she can't, I'd love to have a back up plan. Anyone in New York with photography experience (and good equipment) interested in doing this JOB at 7 p.m. this evening in Midtown, please email me immediately: ajd@deadspin.com This will be a paid assignment should she fall through. Worst comes to worst, you watch football at an establishment where female employees are sometimes known to use a pole. (Long story.) If you can help, please contact me immediately. It might not be fun, but it'll be interesting....