Here's the deal: Will and I were scheduled to participate in a "field trip" this evening but the fancy photographer hired for the story has suddenly fallen ill. She might not be able to attend. If she can't, I'd love to have a back up plan. Anyone in New York with photography experience (and good equipment) interested in doing this JOB at 7 p.m. this evening in Midtown, please email me immediately: ajd@deadspin.com

This will be a paid assignment should she fall through. Worst comes to worst, you watch football at an establishment where female employees are sometimes known to use a pole. (Long story.)

If you can help, please contact me immediately. It might not be fun, but it'll be interesting....

Send an email to A.J. Daulerio, the author of this post, at ajd@deadspin.com.