It'll Be Our Merriest Christmas EverJust imagine their delight when the kids troop down on Christmas morning and find one of these babies under the tree. It will be hard for little Trevor to contain his joy. It's the ESPN broadcast microphone, advertised as the "perfect gift for the aspiring broadcaster. Now you can call the plays!" Comes with Berman combover wig and lifetime supply of schoolyard beatings. Other fun Christmas gift ideas: • Caitlin Davis Water Soluble Colored Marking Pen Set • Sean Salisbury Pocket Pool • Trivial Pursuit: Danyelle Sargent Edition • Larry Holmes Grillmaster XL • Bill Simmons Jock Washer® • Lenny Dykstra Monopoly • Texas Cheerleader EZ-Bake Oven • Tickle Me Harold Reynolds • Tatum Bell Tourister Luggage • Death Threat Gunston When I Was A Child, Kids Wanted A Ball For Christmas [Newsday] Zizzle ESPN Sportscaster Microphone [Toys R Us] You, Too Can Sound Like An Idiot With The ESPN Sportscaster Microphone [FanIQ]