Deadspin

  • Deadspin
  • nfl
  • mlb
Profile logout login
Your Blizzard-Proof Biggest Mailbag Ever

Your Blizzard-Proof Biggest Mailbag Ever #ballsdeep #openmailbagtuesday

I Was There: "... And This Couple Starts Having Sex In The Window Of The Bar"

I Was There: "... And This Couple Starts Having Sex In The Window Of The Bar" #iwasthere #superbowlxliv

Well, We Found Longhorn Girl

Well, We Found Longhorn Girl #deadspiniteam #longhorngirl

Your Inaugural A*HOLE BOSS DIGEST

Your Inaugural A*HOLE BOSS DIGEST #ballsdeep #assholebossdigest

The Lone Wolf Goes To China

The Lone Wolf Goes To China #stephonmarbury #chinesebasketballa

The One Where A Former NFL Assistant Coach Lets Us Know He's Not, In Fact, This Scantily Clad Woman

The One Where A Former NFL Assistant Coach Lets Us Know He's Not, In Fact, This Scantily Clad Woman #deletedscenes #deadspindeletedsce

Dead Wrestler Of The Week: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig

Dead Wrestler Of The Week: "Mr. Perfect" Curt Hennig #rip #deadwrestlerofthew

Deadspin

FAQ. Include # before tag:
#iwasthere, #mediameltdowns, #duan, #tips, etc.

New York, 8:08 AM
Wed Feb 10
22 posts in the last 24 hours

Deadspin team

Tip your editors:


Editor:
AJ Daulerio
| Twitter

Senior Editor:
Tommy Craggs
| Twitter

Senior Writer:
Dashiell Bennett
| Twitter

Nights/Weekends:
Barry Petchesky
| Twitter

Balls Deep:
Drew Magary
| Twitter

Emeritus:
Will Leitch
| Twitter

Comments:
Comment Ninja Squadron

SUBSCRIBE TO DEADSPIN RSS

New: Breaking news and daily top stories via email
919 Subscribers


Please confirm your birth date:

Please enter a valid date
Please enter your full birth year
This content is restricted.

Hugh 3: Gators Sticking it to Cocks Early

A wacky finish to the Notre Dame-Navy game in which the Midshipman recovered two on-side kicks, used seemingly four time outs, and almost rallied to beat the Irish for a second straight year. Alas, Charlie Weis lives to see another day. In other early game finals, Ohio State and Penn State took care of their respective Big Ten rivals to get wins and Georgia squeaked by Auburn. In a 3:30 game, the Old Ball Coach had South Carolina battling it out at the Swamp for a few minutes before his QB threw two picks and a fumble to help the Gators get out to a 21-0 lead. Maryland and UNC are playing some bad football but ACC cheerleaders are okay, plus I always liked baby blue. On to your Hugh:

Terrelle Pryor just kissed James Laurinaitis's helmet. Yikes, that sounded much more Brady Quinn than intended -Zombie Jesus X

Auburn just realized a field goal isn't worth 4 points and took a time out with 4 mintues left to put the offense back on the field. The SEC, number one in math. -iconogrill

Auburn might get one more possession. There is a better chance, however, of someone shoving a feather up Tommy Tuberville's ass and he flies away to Clemson than of the Tigers scoring in less than 2 minutes. -iconogrill

Maryland vs UNC. ACC Football! CATCH THE AWFULNESS! -drscooter19

2 picks already? I'm pretty sure Spurrier still thinks he's calling plays for Florida -fitz350z

Shonn Greene needs to start being mentioned in the Heisman conversations. He's rushed for 1585 yards in 11 games and he's the ONLY back in the country to get 100+ yards in every game this season. —Lady Andrea

Trailing Florida, Steve Spurrier is now regretting his decision not to replace his defense with bathroom stall doors, which have been known to stop most Gators cold in their tracks. -IconOGrill

"I'm cold, I'm wet, we're losing, and now it's snowing. Clearly I'm just staying in this marriage for the kids." —Yostal, live from Michigan Stadium

In the Wisconsin game they just talked about how they'll get into the local music scene. I hear there's this 140-man band thats looking for gigs in Madison. -darktuba

Come on, kids! Keep the Hugh coming through the 3:30 games.


Contact information for this author is not available.


Upload an image | Add an image URL ×
×
×
Choose a file to upload:
×
Dsmvwl  Admin  Promote to frontpage Approve user Ban user ×
Loading comments ... -/|\
Earlier discussions Paging in progress... | Other discussions | Show all discussions | Show featured discussions only | Expand all replies Hide all replies
Start a new discussion
By Enrico Campitelli Jr.
Nov 15, 2008 04:30 PM 4 visitors4,908 26
Edit » Set to Draft » Invite » Syndicate »

Syndicate this post


Site:
Mode:

sending request
cancel
more about #collegefootball
Meanwhile, Florida State Oh So Quietly Vacates A Bunch Of Bobby Bowden's Victories
Uproar Over 13-Year-Old Recruit Symbolizes The Grim Specter Of Death
Signing Day Was Best Ever, Says Every Coach Everywhere
read more: #hughjohnsonproject, #collegefootball
 
  • Archives
  • About
  • Advertising
  • Legal
  • Help
  • Report a Bug
  • FAQ
Original material is licensed under a Creative Commons License permitting non-commercial sharing with attribution.

Login

Enter your username and password.

Please enter a username.
Please enter your password.
logging in
Login via Facebook | Sign Up | Forgot Password?

Reset Password

Please enter your email address to have your password reset.

Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
requesting password reset

Register

Registering will give you a user profile and the ability to add other users as friends. To become a commenter, however, you need to audition.

Want to know more? Consult the Comment FAQ and legal terms.

Please enter a username.
Please enter a password.
Please confirm your password.
Passwords are not identical.
Please enter a valid email address.
registration sent, waiting for reply

Submit Your Comment

You don't need to login to comment. Just enter your email address below.

See how your address will be displayed in the Comment FAQ.

Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
logging in

Login with your Facebook or Deadspin account.

Sign up here.



Send An Invitation

To invite commenters to this page, paste in a list of comma-separated email addresses, and then select send invites.

Please enter at least one email address.
Please use valid email addresses.
Please use unique email addresses.
Please enter fewer addresses.
requesting invites

Send a link

Send a link to this post 'Hugh 3: Gators Sticking it to Cocks Early' via email:

Please enter your name.
Please enter your email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your recipient's email address.
Please enter a valid email address.
Please enter your message.
Sending message