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This is Michael Beasley of the Heat, throwing up a shot at the other end of the court for no good reason other than he was scared shitless because that Ronald McDonald clown in the stands was making devil eyes at him! Just look at that stoic look on Satan Clown's face, taking in the sights and sounds of a real live NBA game while mentally preparing for that night's feast of baby entrails. But before that happens, he needs to find a nice, warm suburban house to sneak into and get a few hours of shuteye, preferably in a dark closet where he can occasionally make rustling noises to scare the homeowners.

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