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With staph infections running rampant in the NFL these days, it's nice of random fans to warn us of potential hazards. That's a rather nasty case of it under that Browns supporter's hat, apparently. Stay away from that area, Kellen Winslow!

Plus, I'm not sure which Teletubby that is there, but we'll call him Brady in honor of Mr. Quinn's first victory as Browns' starting quarterback. The Bills lost when Ryan Lindell missed a 47-yard field goal attempt wide right in the waning seconds. Um, 47 yards, wide right, Bills ... that kind of sounds familiar. Well played, Browns ... now hit the showers! But um, use lots of soap.

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