What to watch while you forget about leading cops on that high speed pursuit ...

• College Basketball: Texas Longhorns vs. Notre Dame Fighting Irish (7:00 p.m. ET) They don't seem that "fighting" to me. [ESPN]
• College Football: Western Michigan Broncos vs. Ball State Cardinals (7:00 p.m. ET) A win, and WMU doesn't get a BCS bid either![ESPN2]
• College Football: Navy Midshipmen vs. Northern Illinois Huskies (7:00 p.m. ET) You're going to need a bigger boat. [ESPN Classic]
• Special: "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving" (8:00 p.m. ET) Mmm. Popcorn. [ABC]
• College Basketball: North Carolina Tar Heels vs. Oregon Ducks (9:30 p.m. ET) Psycho T downgraded to Mildly Unstable T [ESPN]
• College Basketball: Kansas Jayhawks vs. Syracuse Orangemen (10:00 p.m. ET) It's a rematch of that game everyone forgot about. [ESPN2]
• NHL: St. Louis Blues at Nashville Predators (7:00 p.m. ET) So Nashville's mascot is a bank? [Vs.]

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