Brian Urlacher's estranged lady friend, Tyna Robertson, told a Will County Court on Tuesday that she barred Urlacher from seeing their 3-year-old son because Urlacher painted the child's toenails blue and allowed him to wear Cinderella pull-up diapers. Note to Bears fans: This story includes the term "alleged effeminate antics." Proceed.
And Kennedy was not the only Urlacher who wouldn't listen to her, Robertson said, telling how her pleas to Brian to get him to cease the toenail painting and inappropriate diapering went unheeded. "He says he can do whatever he wants," Robertson said. "(Urlacher said), 'It doesn't make him feminine. It doesn't make him gay.' "You're confusing him, if he's a boy or a girl," she said. The mother, Tyna Robertson, threatened to block Urlacher from seeing the boy if the beefy linebacker kept up the alleged effeminate antics.Never was there a child more likely to one day challenge passersby to an honor du-el. Of course, Tyna Robertson doesn't exactly strike me as the typical soccer mom. She once filed an unsuccessful sexual assault charge against Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley, so make of her claims what you will. Mother: Urlacher Paints Sons Toes [Herald-News]