By Will Leitch, 12:30 PM on Fri Dec 5 2008, 9,376 views (Edit, to draft, un-top, Slurp)

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Fridays are always good days for mismatches. Most of you have probably skipped out to do holiday shopping anyway — do they still sell the Tickle Me Elmo? — so it makes voting anomalies less likely.

Voting will remain open until the end of the first round ... nice and easy. 1-16. It's No. 1 seed Buzz Bissinger vs. No. 16 Mike Singletary. A look at the nominees' 2008 resumes:

No. 1 Buzz Bissinger
Opined.
Loudly.
Discussed.
Made up.
Entered the Hall of Fame.

No. 16 Mike Singletary
Flipped out.
Dropped pants.

Vote! It's all one can ask.