What to watch while you find an excuse to drink alcohol for breakfast ...
• College Basketball: ACC/Big Ten Challenge: Wisconsin Badgers vs. Virginia Tech Hokies (7:00 p.m., ET) Also known as "The Big Ten Loses 7 Non-Conference Games Week." [ESPN2]
• NHL: Colorado Avalanche vs. Minnesota Wild (8:00 p.m., ET) What is a Wild, anyway? [Versus]
• NFL: Monday Night Football: Jacksonville Jaguars at Houston Texans (8:30 p.m., ET) Sage! Come back, Sage! [ESPN]