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A reader writes: "Hey guys, So I hate to have to play the "penis" card here, but somebody down in North Carolina needs to be admonished for selecting a logo with some very Freudian undertones."

"The Class A affiliate of the White Sox down in Winston-Salem, formerly known as the Warthogs, went through the whole spiel of having fans vote on a new name for their team, but even after they chose the unfortunate "Winston-Salem Dash" someone topped them in the bad decision department by designing a logo that's reminiscent of an angry, frothing, purple phallus.

"Maybe we're overreacting here and this is all a case of our admittedly adolescent minds acting up, but see for yourselves at wsdash.com

Thanks."