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    "To The Hizzeeeeee!" Is Prepared To Sweep The Nation


    Now that "boom goes the dynamite" has officially peaked as a cultural phenomenon, it's time to find a new contender for amateur sports announcer catchphrases that will set the internet on fire. The degree of difficulty on this one is much higher, because it's not the phrase itself that will leave you giggling—it's all in the high-pitched girlish execution. Just watch.

    The announcer is Brandon Chatmon, who covers high school football for The Oklahoman (or its online arm, at least) and I have to say that I'd much rather listen to this for three hours then sit through another even keel game of the week with the Joe Buck Bot.

    Another AMAZING NewsOK.com Video… [The Lost Ogle]


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