I am pumped!: The CBS College Football Theme and other TV songs that make you want to sit on your couch for 14 hours and do nothing. [The Love Of Sports]

Mmm... soda: What's more important: The Heisman or the Maxwell? That's like asking what rots my teeth faster: Dr. Pepper or RC? [Sparty and Friends]

Where do I sign?: Finally, a petition to stop all the petitions that have to do with LeBron James [Hugging Harold Reynolds]

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I feel a draft: I didn't realize Joe Flacco was drafted. I thought he was born whole from the arm of Apollo himself. [Angry T]

Yale droolz: I know it's old, but just because it made me laugh. By the way, they won and this guy's virginity is safe. [Harvard Hooligans, via SI]