You're Partying With The Philadelphia Flyers Tonight

Hey ladies!: Pro hockey players cockblock an entire fraternity at their own date party and make the boys pay for their drinks. I think we found Sean Avery's new team. [SbB]

A for effort: Operation Make Mike Brown's Life Miserable continues unabated by Bengals fans (and probably completely unnoticed by Mike Brown.) [Who Dey]

I made you out of a beer pong table: Competitive dreidel spinning? Sure, why not? [Village Voice]

A job ... done: Thank goodness for the NBA GMs of the world. They make the rest of us look so much more competent in our jobs. [Low Posts]