You Can't Park That There

• Moises Alou would have caught that: Wrigley Field has a little trouble with its Zamboni. Of course it did. [ NBC Chicago]

• What's in a name?: King Cannon, Storm Warren, Chief Kickingstallionsims (huh?) and other college basketball players whose names kick way more ass than yours. [ Storming The Floor]

• Never used, like new: What's wrong with Colorado letting Colorado State use their practice facility? Don't you think someone should take the wrapper off it? [ Slushy Gutter]

• You are looking live: What's it like to be a live sports technical director? You mean Joe Buck isn't the one calling the shots in the booth? [ Sports On The Air]

• That's not helping: The Jake Peavy trade negotiations explained through chess. Great, now I'm even more confused. [ Mouthpiece]