So says the remarkably unreliable gossip hounds at Media Takeout who've "caught wind" that "word on the street" is MJ and girlfriend Yvette Prieto are about to get hitched.
After shelling out half the GDP of Somalia to his ex-wife Juanita, it seems highly unlikely that Jordan would remarry so quickly. And what about Oak? He cant be happy with this news. Horseshit or not, the upside to any Media Take Out rumors are the passionate comments on their site:
Mommahips is beside herself:
NOT SURPRISIN....HE BEEN BRAINWASHED FOR YEARS....THAT'S WHY I NEVER HAVE AND NEVER WILL BUY THEM PHUCKED UP AZZ, CHEAPLY MADE JORDANS!!!!!!
Sexcess1 is wistful:
Nuccas just cant be happy with brown cooch. I hope she take it azz to bank just like Juanita!
Mochaquarias is just angry:
nyggahs and saltines! when will it end?! every nyggahs fantasy woman is also their greatest downfall! smh!
For the record, Yvette Prieto is of Cuban descent, so I don't know if she'd technically qualify as a "Saltine."
Michael Jordan Getting Remarried [Media Take Out]