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Welcome back, everybody. Some of you worked last Friday, some of you still aren't back at work today. But whatever, it's SHOTY time, time to wake up, people.

The Final Four begins today, and continues tomorrow. Voting is open until next Sunday, with the Finals beginning a week from today. So now, kids, the votes really count. (Note: Votes not ultimately changing earth.)

Today: It's No. 1 seed Buzz Bissinger vs. No. 12 Erin Andrews. A look at the nominees' 2008 resumes:

No. 1 Buzz Bissinger
Opined.
Loudly.
Discussed.
Made up.
Entered the Hall of Fame.

No. 12 Erin Andrews
Attacked by Bruce Pearl.
Angered Mike Nadal.
Showed up everywhere.

Vote! It only takes one hand!