Fat, Drunk And Driving A Zamboni Is No Way To Go Through Life, Son

Rick ChandlerRick Chandler|published: Tue 30th December, 16:00 2008

So here's a great way to close out the year: Get wasted, break into ice rink, take Zamboni for joyride. Of course this story is not complete without a DUI arrest. [ Maine News]

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